The Freshman Quote Book

Ty: "Hey crabby pants!"

Megan: "That's not gonna help the situation."

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    "We have to look at male genitalia. ... yeah... At least we aren't still on the Greeks. Their junk was all over the place." – Courtney (speaking about her art history)

·  "Migration does not occur in the follicles." – Courtney

·  "Everyone! Go 'like' my status! Right now!!!" - Liz

·  "I know who Julie Garden is..." – Liz

·  "You better watch out, you better not cry, cause Frank Sinatra's a seducer, oh my. You better watch out you better not cry cause Frank Sinatra's gonna eat your brains out!" – Liz

·  "Oh how I wish I didn't have an Asian teacher. ‘Start review from now and ask question during office hour in next week.’ Why? Why? Why is this? Not okay." - Courtney

·  Liz: "I love you to pieces"

   Courtney: "I could just eat you one by one"

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   "Study-ohs! What are you eating? Umm...my study-ohs?" - Courtney

·  "But if they get mad they could just like kick your ass. Like there was this one girl and she like kicked my ass... like I was like 'I'm gonna die!' ....... okay that was totally not the point." - Amanda Houdek talking about mentally handicapped people.

·  Megan: "Where do babies come from?

   Jenna: "That's where a mommy and daddy get together and have fun."

   Nate: ".... IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TELL OUR KIDS?!"

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·  "It's PIIIINK!!" - Ty

·  “Suck with me forever babe” – Courtney

   “I think you mean stuck with me forever” – Justin

·  “Go to class. It’s good for the soul” – Liz

·  “What class is that quiz for?” – Amanda Houdek

   “The shoot-me-in-the-leg class” –Kruger

·  “Look! He’s in love with Jesus Christ!” – Amanda Houdek

·  “I didn’t realize how many s’s there are in possessions.” – Courtney

·  “When I laugh they jiggle” – Liz

   “Don’t watch them!!!” – Courtney

·  “Who’s that Mexican?” – Liz

·  “Touch my lips and die today!” – Liz

·  “I like the way you wrap your hair in the towel” – Courtney

   “I don’t. I look like a Muslim.” – Liz

·  “What if God isn’t real?” – Amanda Houdek

   “I know. I kinda wanna die just to see what happens.” – Kruger

·  Liz: "Calm down. There’s no need to get your panties in a---"

   Courtney: "---MY PANTIES ARE BUNCHED!!!!!!!” 

·  “Less than 24 hours and I’ll be home. With my kitties. My kitties. And my mom. I love cats.” - Courtney

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·  “What do you announce over a loud speaker?” – Courtney

·  Megan: "Victoria’s Secret angels? That’s like…an oxymoron.” 

   Courtney: "They’re not gonna get a plaque!!” 

   Megan: “…cause that was my immediate thought!”

·  “I just really want some pizza rolls” – Liz

·  “Tedador Roosevelt. He’s the one who ordered Lewis and Clark to go exploring!” – Kruger

·  “No. You’re painting nails completely wrong.” – Ty

·  “It’s okay. I’ve got southern cousins.” – Courtney

·  “That’s weird. I don’t like it. Put your hand away.” – Liz

·  “Where’s my phone?” – Liz (all the time)

·  “I saw him with shorts on. I thought less of him.” – Kruger talking about Hooka Charlie

·  “I just laughed about loud.” – Courtney

·  “If you think about it though, birth control is a condom.” – Liz

·  “What song is this called?” – Liz

·  “I like yours, it’s soft” – Amanda Houdek

   “Amanda! Don’t touch my ‘puter!” – Liz

·  “Okay, we’re done.” – Cassie/Megan

·  “We should hug before you leave in case, you know, you die” – Kruger

·  “Hey if you’re thirsty you should get some water out of Liz’s phone” – Kruger

·  “Mom you in there?” – Kruger (watching “Disturbia” while shia lebeouf digs through the ice in the freezer with a shears)

·  “Wait. That’s the senate? Well…I don’t like the senate, I don’t like to read, and I don’t like hairy things.” – Kruger (studying and trying to figure out how to remember Harry Reid)

·  “Guys, what kind of English are we?” – Amanda Houdek

·  “Green light!!! …Oh, there’s a car in front of you.” – Liz

·  “Could have had a V8!” – Megan

   “Could have had an orange juice!” – Liz

·  “Can I put in a maintenance request for the blinds? I got polka-dotted fingers.” – Ty

·  “…only cause you have a big puter!!” – Ty

·  “I’ll butter your handle.” – Liz

·  “You wanna know what you should do? Get drunk.” – Kruger

·  “Are those Liz’s sandals? What should we do to them?” – Kruger

·  “You just winked at me. That’s a little prerogative!” – Liz

·  “Don’t judge me. I’m just a tree.” – Amanda

·  “Know what I want? A hug. From a stranger. Not with aids though.” – Liz

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·  “I spy something white” –(someone)

   “Courtney!!” – Ty

·  Megan: “Okay. I’m done now.

   Liz: “No keep going! …That’s what she said.”

·  “Apples in the mornin’ feelin’ like P-Diddy. Got my fruit in my palms I’m gonna eat this breakfast.” – Courtney

·  “It’s 9:18 on a Saturday morn.” – Courtney

·  “Courtney, why is yours so hard to slide in and out?” – Ty 

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·  “I want pink balls and a zebra bar, and you want zebra balls and a pink bar…” - Courtney and Ty

·  “Stay strong little marshmallows, you’ll make it through.” – Ty

·  “We’re gonna have a TV show called “Pimp My Astronaut Suit” and they’ll have a bejeweled astronaut suit. Then we can have ‘before and after-naut’ – Courtney and Megan

·  Ty: “I’m keeping a sticky note so we can keep track of the football score.

   Megan: “Really.”

   Sarah: “IT’S IMPORTANT!”

·  Amanda Houdek: “Guys, I don’t know what to write.”

   Nate: “Just pull it out of your ass.”

   Megan: “Write from your heart…not from your ass.”

·  Megan: “It (gum) gets hard after a while.” – Megan

   Courtney: “It’s supposed to work that way or things don’t go the way they are planned.”

   Megan: “That was very deep."

   Courtney: “You don’t get it, do you.”

·  “You would have gone down like the twin towers.” – Amanda Kruger

·  “Lyndon is a big, black piece of joy.” – Elizabeth

·  Anne: “I feel really bad”

   Megan: “Why?

   Anne: “Because I’ve been staring at that picture all day and I think your brother’s really attractive.”

·  “Bless your cotton socks.” – Peter Charles Something (Chatroulette)

·  “It’s okay if you have a hot brother. But you wouldn’t date him. Like…I have a hot cousin…” – Anne Eiden

·  “I love laying on my vintage couch with my dogs.” – Anne Eiden (legend)

·  “We’re Judge Judy’s nieces.” – Kruger

·  “This has too much whoop and not enough pie.” – Liz

·  “It’s just like Michael Jackson! Black and white!” – Houdek

·  “She’s CHANGING!!” – Liz

   “Your face!” – Houdek

·  “Carve down those edges.” – Courtney

·  “I couldn’t even imagine a whole load…a whole load of oblong.” – Courtney

·  Liz: “Why do you keep saying ‘oblong’?”

   Megan and Courtney: “It’s an… oblong story.”

·  “Joan Baez: We shall… shut the hell up.” – Kruger

  

·  “If we sit here long enough eventually we’ll see everybody.” – Dad sitting in McDonalds

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·  Megan: “Where did the name Robert come from?”

   Courtney: “…a robber… …that got hurt?”

·  “That song’s gonna be imprinted in my face.” – Megan

·  “It looked like you had an itch on your face.” – Liz

·  Megan: “Do you drink and drive?”

   Kruger: “Not on occasion; all the time.”

·  “He just got wet-willied by a chameleon” – Ty

·  “At least they weren’t in your pants…like last night.” – Courtney

·  “The only assault that’s good is a good musical ear assault.” – Anne

·  “Holy banannies.” – Anne

·  “Stick it in the fridge.” – Sarah

·  Sarah: “That’s where all the muffins are… that guy has a whole bowl full of them.”

   Liz: “Oh my g muffin man.”  

·  “Jesus eats ice cream? Is that kosher?” – Megan (talking about the long-haired guy)

·  Megan: “How sad would it be if you died on your birthday?"

   Liz: “I would be a little depressed…but you know…life goes on. Well, not for me actually.”

·  “That feels nice.” – Liz

·  “She’s a she and it came out her mouth so…that’s what she said.” – Courtney

·  Megan: “What is the next stage?” (making an exhausted expression)

   Kruger: “The…sleepy stage?”

   Megan: “The exhaustion stage.”

·  “I didn’t get a rush from doing my speech. The only rush I got was ‘rush through, rush through, rush through.” – Kruger

·  Kruger: “Appaisal? Don’t you mean appraisal?”

   Megan: “I don’t know… there were no r’s”

   Kruger: “Did I write that?”

   Megan: “…yes!”

   “If I’m ever a vegetable just kill me off.” – Kruger (give her two days and then cut the cord—she said this).

      

   “Teach me how to Frisbee, t-t-teach me how to Frisbee.” – Megan

     

   “It smells like green grass… and boys.”

   “Mary Jane in the sky with Wanda.” – Megan

   "If you start saying more stupid things I will have to start slapping your legs!!" - Anne Eiden 

  

   Megan: “Jimi Hendrix was the bridge between what?”

   Kruger: “San Francisco and Iowa.”

·  “Let’s go look at other ugly people.” – Liz

·  “Stupid Gina.” – Megan and Liz

·  “I will do multiple things to comfort you.” – Liz

·  “That’s So Raven 70’s Show.” – Amanda Houdek and Megan

·  Amanda Houdek: “They’re coming out with another ‘The Fast and the Furious’.”

   Megan: “What is that…the ninth one they’ve made?”

   Houdek: “Haha…the fifth I think.”

   Megan: “They should just come out with the same movie and just call it something different like … ‘The Speedy and the Serious’.”

·  “I don’t use mine either but I like it cause it’s big.” – Courtney talking about her chapstick.

·  “Soup Fo.” – Courtney (‘Sup Foo)

·  “Each little step leads to a bigger step.” – Liz (her argumentative essay…cute!)

·  Megan: “We need an acronym for IET.”

   Tyanna: “I Eat Tea!”

·  “Sighted Orange Washington” – Mom

·  “It sounds like a telephone…an elegant telephone.” – mom talking about George Winston’s song ‘Longing Love’

·  “Of course, if it takes a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters a thousand years to write Shakespeare then obviously the coefficient is Twinkie.” – Steven Langton

·  “Napoleon…Metropolitan…Neopolitan.” – Liz, Courtney, Megan 

·  “Xavier…like lightsaber…with an X.” – Liz and Melissa

·  Megan: “She’s casin’ the place.”

   Kruger: “What? I’m paying attention.”

·  “MEGAN!” – Liz kept trying to get my attention…it was hilarious

·  “The Star-Spangled Dying Cat.” – Megan (Liz was singing the star-spangled banner with ‘reow’ lyric)

·  “I guess we can’t suck in at the pool.” – Amanda Kruger (after we ate Pizza Ranch)

·  “Studio 57…in Kansas City, Wyoming.” – Amanda Kruger (studying Disco)

·  “They needed gas to fuel …their …radios.” – Kruger

·  Megan: “What did Ras Tafari Makonnen say?”

   Kruger: “He said that if any Cubans were going to be slaves they should just kill themselves.”

·  Liz: “It was impossible to keep Madonna from being…”

   Kruger: “…black.”

·  “WHO!?!!!??! Created the tango craze?” – Liz

·  Liz: “What is tipica?”

   Courtney: “It’s pudding.”

·  Jenna: “I missed out on an A+ in English by 2%”

   Megan: “She has the grades up?”

Jenna: “Yeah.”
Megan: “Would she have mine up?”
Jenna: “When did you turn your paper in?”

Megan: “…I haven’t.”

·  Courtney: “Who directed ‘The Da Vinci Code?’ Ron Burgendy?”

   Megan: “…Ron Howard?”

·  “Not loose my shockorspep.” – Courtney

·  To the tune of ‘My Boyfriend’s Back’: “My parents don’t care that I’m a miniature slut. Ay ya, ay ya… my parents suck.” – Megan (talking about those 9-year-old girls who should not be dancing like that)

·  “Merf. A man, a her, a smurf.” – Courtney

·  “Teach me how to not stutter, t-t-t-teach me how to not stutter.” – Courtney

·  “I feel so pleasured!” – Courtney

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